10 Vaguely Evil, Highly Entertaining Curses to Troll Your Friends With on Social Media

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  • 01
    Vague and evil curse to backhandedly compliment someone about their tinder matches being bots.
  • 02
    Back handed comment wishing someone to always feel their cell phone vibrating even when it is not in their pocket.
  • 03
    Wishing evil upon someone by wanting both sides of their pillow to forever be warm.
  • 04
    Wishing ill upon your enemies, that they always forget to unplug their headphones before getting up from the computer.
  • 05
    Wishing bad on someone by having all their Facebook notifications be dumb game invites.
  • 06
    Very benign hate comment about mom coming to talk to you but leaving the window slightly open.
  • 07
    Evil eye upon your enemy that their lines are long to wait in queue.
  • 08
    Wishing bad on someone that they always accidentally click on an advertisement instead of a link.
  • 09
    Wishing enemies to have unforgettable sock configurations so that they know they are bad.
  • 10
    May all your tinder matches be bots - a curse for our ages.
  • 11
    Wishing the worst on someone who deserves it would be that the video and audio are always a bit out of sync.

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